Post from February 7, 2006:

From the UPI news website:

ST. PETERSBURG, Russia, Feb. 7 (UPI) -- A Russian astronomer has predicted that Earth will experience a "mini Ice Age" in the middle of this century, caused by low solar activity.

Doesn't he know that everyone is the universe says that we are in a global warming phase caused by man's existence?

Khabibullo Abdusamatov of the Pulkovo Astronomic Observatory in St. Petersburg said Monday that temperatures will begin falling six or seven years from now, when global warming caused by increased solar activity in the 20th century reaches its peak, RIA Novosti reported.

Wait....global warming is caused by the sun's solar activity? How can that be? How can the earth's temperature be affected by the solar output of a nuclear fission reactor the size of our sun?? Come on! We all know that our earth is warmed by the presence of humans. It is the growth in the number of humans and the heat we produce, the CO2 that we exhale, the pollution that we create that leads to the warming of our planet. Think about it. The earth was frozen solid before man came. Ever since Man started walking and burning fires, the earth has been melting and heating due to global warming gasses. How can it be any different? The sun is a constant. The earth is a constant. The rotation of the earth around the sun is a constant. The shape and placement of the continents on the earth is a constant. The only change has been MAN.

The coldest period will occur 15 to 20 years after a major solar output decline between 2035 and 2045, Abdusamatov said.

wait.. how can it be cooling when every other "scientist" says that we are warming to the point where we only have 10 years to live?

Dramatic changes in the earth's surface temperatures are an ordinary phenomenon, (ordinary? NOT. It's due to humans breathing) not an anomaly, he said, and result from variations in the sun's energy output and ultraviolet radiation.

Come on! The sun does not change. The sun will continue to pump out the exact same amount of energy for ever and ever. SUNS never expire and never have changes in their composition. Come on! Everyone knows this!! Besides, we all know that it is the vast numbers of humans on earth that has caused it to tilt thus leaning closer to the sun.

The Northern Hemisphere's most recent cool-down period occurred between 1645 and 1705. The resulting period, known as the Little Ice Age, left canals in the Netherlands frozen solid and forced people in Greenland to abandon their houses to glaciers, the scientist said.

Everyone knows that this was due to man finding out about how to burn coal. When man started burning coal, the earth took umbridge and decided to show them up. The earth took the human heat away and so it got cold again. But, the pesky humans only burned more and more coal and produced more and more earth-killing pollution. So, the earth then said, "Ok, you are not going to listen to a colder earth, let's see if you will listen to a hotter earth!" Ever since then our earth has been getting warmer and warmer. Note, we have not been burning coal for heat since then. We need to listen to mother earth and stop breeding. It is our duty to mother earth and ITS existence to kill ourselves off and let earth heal itself. Only then can humans live in harmony with nature.

Of course, that would mean earth would return to a great big ball of ice in space. But at least earth will be happy.